Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing?

A: She was run over by the zambonis machine.

Q: What's a brunette's mating call?

A1: Has that blonde gone yet?

A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?

A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)

A: Because they can spell it.

Q: What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus G.S.T.

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

A: Toes Go In First.

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?

A: Tits Go In Front.

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?

A; An interpreter.

Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?

A: A mental block.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?

Al: Blow in her ear.

A2: Buy her another beer.

Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning'?

A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.

Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Al: Introduces themselves.

A2: Walks home.

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?