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Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilised.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.
Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
A: Kick open the car door.
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More head room.
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
A: Bucket seats.
Q: What do blondes say after sex?
Al: "Thanks, Guys!"
A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"
A3: Do you guys all play for the <team name>?
A4. Who were all those guys?
Q: Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q: What important question does a blonde ask her mate before having
A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?
Q. Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A: *Who cares?*
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?
A: So they know when to stop having sex!