Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?

Al: She drops her nail-file!

A2: Who cares?

A3: She says, "Next".

A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.

A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes.

A6: I mean, who really cares?

A7: The batteries have run out.

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?

A: "Thanks for the refill!"

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?

A: Data transfer.

Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?

A: So the crabs can go bungee jumping.

Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?

A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag)?

A: "'Debbie'.. that’s cute. What did you name the other one ?"

Q: Why do blondes have more fun?

Al: Because they don't know any better.

A2: They are easier to keep amused.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Al: "What's a lightbulb?"

A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around tier.

A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call. "Daaady"'

Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?

A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A: A wine cellar.

Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?