Q. How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.

Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?

A: She can't say "No".

Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?

A: Retardo.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?

A: A visitor.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?

A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?

A: Perri-air.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?

A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?

A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?

A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!

Q: What is a blonde's favourite part of a gas station?

A: The Air Pump!

Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?

A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?

A: Because she got an F in sex.